The Christmas Music Liner Notes.

December 13, 2007 at 7:04 am (Music Mixes)

Bowing to the pressure of years past, I’ve decided to finally make the individual tracks of the Christmas Mix available for download from here. I’ll leave these up until Christmas, so if’n you want ’em, get ’em now.

You’re going to have to take some medicine with your spoonful of sugar, though. I’m going to also use this as a chance to add some comments about the various songs–so there. You’re stuck with my obsessive music prattling along with the songs. Deal with it! Just click on the song title to download, yo.

1. “Imagine Santa”-DJ BC. This is a groovy little mashup to kick things off, opening obviously with the piano line from Oasis’s “Don’t Look Back In Anger”. (Kidding!) The opening line is from the Beatles 1963 Fan Club Christmas “single”, and then “Imagine”‘s piano line takes over, while a young Michael Jackson works out his pipes on “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”.

2. “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas”-Art Carney. Yep, that Art Carney–Norton from “The Honeymooners” and well-respected actor, Carney recorded this jazzy rap back in 1954 or so, pre-dating Kanye West by half a century. Dig that craaaazy beat, daddy-o!

3. “Christmastime All Over Again”-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. A true oddity here, in that we have a mainstream popular rock Christmas song and…it doesn’t suck! Credit Petty for writing a killer melody and then tossing in a ton of Phil Spector Christmas production touches.

4. “I Know What You Want For Christmas”-Kay Martin & Her Body Guards. No other song on this mix caused me the consternation that this did. Wait, what? You thought this song was about what?? I resent that! This goofy, jazzy gem from 1962 (dig the hockey rink organ!) is a perfectly innocent song about getting the perfect gift from the girl of your dreams, and nothing else. Perverts.

5. “The Christmas Sound”-The Swimmers. I know diddly squat about The Swimmers other than they’re a Philadelphia band, and that this song is a brand new 2007 holiday tune…and that it might be my favorite new Christmas song on the mix. Lyrically imagining a Who-ville where a blackout may have put a damper on Christmas, instead we find that just the opposite happens. “Jumping out of cars/Emptying the bars/Coming for to hear that Christmas sound, it’s all around this town,” the town is swaying in the square to the music of the holiday. Where is all that holiday noise and music coming from? Best couplet of the season: “In the end they found/The source of Christmas sound/It was neighbors, friends and family all around”. If the lyrics don’t get you, the Motown backbeat of the chorus and Beach Boys harmonies are certain to.

6. “Super Sunny Christmas”-Redd Kross. I love this song, but I’ve always left it off the mix because for me an essential part of Christmas is bundling up against the cold, the chance of snow at any time, and your breath turning to vapor in front of your face. I figured we’d let the MacDonald brothers duel it out with the Drifters this time though…

7. “White Christmas”-Clyde McPhatter & The Drifters.
…and The Drifters take exception to Redd Kross. Nope, give us a White Christmas, please! Clyde’s gorgeous alto/tenor voice is on full display here, soaring to reach high notes that should be two octaves out of his range.

8. “Kiss Me Beneath The Christmas Tree”-Caspar & The Cookies. Accurately described by one wag as “The Royal Tenenbaums rolled into a band”, these disarmingly charming pop geeks come on like the louder, goofier cousins of folks like the Shins and Apples In Stereo and offer up a rather PG-rated version of an Archies Christmas song.

9. “Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow”-Brian Setzer Orchestra.
I’ll let you in on a secret–every year, the Christmas mix is guaranteed to contain at least three of the following songs: this one, “I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm”, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”, and “Winter Wonderland”….those are just my favorite “pop standard” Christmas songs. What I dig about Setzer’s version here is that it sounds the closer to his Stray Cats days than a lot of other stuff he’s doing nowadays.

10. “Skating” The Vince Guaraldi Trio. Another secret: every year there’s going to be a song from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special soundtrack. It greatly saddens me that Vince Guaraldi–who by all accounts would’ve been thrilled immensely by it–never lived long enough to see these songs become the popular icons they have.

11. “Winter Wonderland”-Phantom Planet. Otherwise known as “the band Jason Schwartzman plays drums in”, I really dig this almost Pavement-y take on the holiday classic.

12. “Calling On Mary”-Aimee Mann. Every holiday mix needs a downer moment, a song or two for cryin’ in the beer. This year that duty falls to Aimee Mann, who put out a kick-ass Christmas record last year which this track is lifted from. (Aimee, what I want for Christmas is for you to release that duets album you and Scott Miller recorded a bunch of years ago. Please?)

13. “Christmas With The Snow”-Marah Featuring Felicia Navidad.
…and we’re back to happy, with the giddiest, goofiest, silliest, most-wonderful Christmas song in recent memory. Yeah, this song starts off sounding like a total lazy, drunken goof-off…but there’s just a palpable joy, an utter, stupid happiness bordering on rapture that carries this track. If it annoys you the first time (it annoyed me!) listen again and again, and you’ll hear that these folks have managed to tap into that feeling you had when you were 8 and school had let out for the holidays and maybe there was snow on the ground and sledding and presents and family in a day or two…this song gets all that nostalgia exactly right. And listen to the verses, too–as stupid as the chorus is, the verses are just glorious, exuberant fun: “I just want a castle made of snow/I hope it never thaws/I wanna marry Santa Claus!” This isn’t a song; this is a force of nature. Just give in and enjoy the ride!

14. “Valley Winter Song”-Fountains Of Wayne. It really is a shame that for most folks, FoW are known for salacious fare like “Stacey’s Mom”, because Adam Schlesinger and Chris Collingwood know their way around a classic pop tune and are able to toss off gorgeous, touching songs like this one almost effortlessly.

15. “Waking For Winter”-Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci. If there was a band in this mix that I’d hope hearing them would inspire folks to check out more music from, it’s the Gorks. Although they’ve disbanded now (lead singer Euros Childs has a wonderfully prolific solo career going), these Welsh folk-rockers are one of the most wonderfully winning music enterprises of the last 20 years. With a large number of songs written in their native language (Childs was raised in a household where Welsh was spoken), the Gorkys manage to always sound both whimsical and wise, joyful and melancholy, just like they do on this song. When the whole band comes in after the quiet middle eight, it reminds me of Schroeder banging away on his toy piano while the rest of the Peanuts gang dances around heedless of Charlie Brown’s attempts to direct the Christmas Play…

16. “Merry Christmas My Darling”-Jason Ringenberg. Mr. Ringenberg made his name as the eponymous leader of Jason & The Scorchers, a band who was marrying country music to punk a few years before Uncle Tupelo or Wilco or Son Volt happened along. Possessing an amazing voice that sounds as dry and forlorn as the Texas prairie (and which leaves jackasses like Toby Keith sounding like the country frauds they are), Ringenberg sings this plaintive and hopeful Christmas song from a soldier’s point of view in heart-tugging earnestness. You can tell this dates from 2000 or so–if Ringenberg would update the “jungle” in the lyrics to “desert”, I think he’d have a Yuletide hit on his hands.

17. “Christmastime Is Here Again”-The Flirtations. Written and performed in 1970 or so, this song sounds as if it should’ve been on Phil Spector’s Christmas Album–walls of sound are everywhere, and that backbeat is just killer. The Flirtations had a minor hit back in the day, and this song has largely been forgotten…until now, anyway. I love this tune to death.

18. “Merry Xmas Everyone”-Slade. I guess Slade figured their best bet for misspelling the title of this song was in using “Xmas” instead of “Christmas”, this is still a great beerhall singalong for the scousers in the audience.

19. “I Saw Three Ships”-Don Dixon. Yeah, that Don Dixon–the guy who produced the first three REM albums with Mitch Easter back in the day, and the guy who had the minor hit in 1987 with the sublimely soulful “Praying Mantis”, he does a nice job of giving this traditional English Christmas carol a jazzy, swinging update.

20. “Sometimes You Have To Work On Christmas”-Harvey Danger. First off, I love this song–just clever and winsome as hell, with a killer hook in the chorus. Secondly, though, for those of you who don’t think about the folks who work their asses off on the holidays (yeah, I’m one of ’em, sue me) so much, please remember them a little, huh? Be nice to these folks. Smile. Wish them a happy holiday. Don’t be the asshole type-A personality who never learned not to throw a temper tantrum when they couldn’t get their way. Yes, lady who couldn’t understand why she couldn’t get a reservation for 15 the day before she wanted to come in during the holidays and couldn’t believe that the folks who already had reservations had made them as much as six months prior and who proceeded to call my hostess a liar because she couldn’t bend time and space–I’m talking to you. Jacob Marley awaits, that’s all I’m saying.

21. “The Caroler’s Song”-The Green Pajamas. Another perennial favorite of mine, for reasons I can’t really fathom every time the verse about “All those at war, all ships at sea” comes up, I just get all choked up, thinking about the young men and women who’d love to be with friends and family but can’t be because they’re up to their necks in blood and war and death this season. Here’s hoping that the folks I know overseas this year are well and get home safe and soon.

22. “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”-Hem. Legend has it that Hem lead singer Sally Ellyson auditioned for Hem by providing songwriter Dan Messe a cassette with her singing lullabies she’d recorded for a friend’s baby. Hearing her luminous reading of this melancholy Christmas standard, that story seems incredibly believable. I wanted to use this song and listened to maybe 20 different versions of it, including Judy Garland’s original. Maybe it’s blasphemy, but I think this one is the best of the lot.

23. “Fairytale Of New York”-The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl.
I was watching the excellent BBC Three documentary on the creation of this song, and the band opined that the ending of this song was rather ambiguous–after all, he’s spending Christmas in the drunk tank, and she’s a junkie “lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed”, and the dustup they have is legendary. (I’ll say it again: it isn’t Christmas until Kirsty’s called Shane a “cheap lousy faggot”.) Still, anyone who’s heard the last line and who can picture the Boys of the (nonexistent, it turns out) NYPD Choir singing “Galway Bay”, and hears that full orchestra come swelling up like a tidal wave, well, they know that the ending isn’t ambiguous at all.

24. “May Your Dog Talk”.
“Chris in the Morning” on KBHR in Cicely, Alaska: Walt Whitman of the (fictional) airwaves. Merry Christmas!


  1. Bruce said,

    Another fabulous list Chris. You are an ornament to the mix-tape game.It is great to see why you are choosing each track now too. I now understand why the quintessential Australian Christmas song HOW TO MAKE GRAVY hasn’t made the list yet with its’ vision of hot summer day. It completely invokes my christmas experience but would be alien to you I’m sure.All the best for 2008 mate

  2. Chris H. said,

    Bruce, I had to be dragged kicking and screaming to include Redd Kross’s “Super Sunny Christmas”, and then immediately jumped back into the snowpile with “White Christmas”….I’ll try to make allowances for you crazy gits in the Southern Hemisphere who celebrate the holiday *in the summer*, but no guarantees!Great to hear from you as always, and have a wonderful 2008 yourself!

  3. =dan= said,

    What a wonderful mix, Chris. Thanks so much for posting it!Here’s my Christmas present to you: tells me that you are going to really, really, REALLY enjoy this blog. All the songs posted are there forever, & there are new posts almost daily. So you may have quite a few downloads ahead of you!Merry Xmas=dan=p.s. Let me know what you think!

  4. Gwon said,

    Small world. I happened to browse your Xmas song list and came across the Green Pajamas. Not only a Seattle band, but one we shared a stage with a few months ago.If only I knew they were legends…You rock!lildrgn/gc

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